Private moaning

Who wants to be an artist?

The way is simple once you are a guy. The things you need to do are:

a) find a room

b) find a camera

c) drop your pants

d) take a shot (the best are taken with somebody: grandmas or nannies are the best)

e) reassure your precious is seen from front, left, right and inside if possible

f) bang! you are an artist

I am little dissappointed with that. I mean: I am dissappointed, not: the world art critics are dissappointed, it`s just me, one single person.

I went to see Steven Cohen`s precious some weeks ago. He is an artist, moreover he is gay, which makes it harder because he is from RPA, which makes it not easier because he is a Jude and above all he is white (white-cream in fact). So he is a biiiiig artist. He completed above points from a) to f) with a good result. This made me a bit sad.

I went to see Bruno movie (about his precious) some weeks ago and noticed that he had also completed above points. While Bruno is an artist of a different kind - he is still an artist.

I went to see Z. Libera some days ago and I am sad now. Why on earth Libera had completed these points? I don`t mind penis extension exercise machine (hmm..), but now I just don`t like it all.

Well, what I liked however was, except from other things, this (author: Deborah Sengl):

Time to eat :).