Gotham

Gotham brutal i w ogóle wszystko city. Dobra, przyznaję się bez bicia: I like it. I know it`s strange.. I `ve seen that face before ..."

i Mars atakuje

i jeszcze shake your booty

This week I am the...

designer.
And this is my completely not funny picture of my friend: Eggbreadfast. I totally forgot it - last time we saw eachother in something like... december 2009? But Eggy is in general very cool guy. He understands.

This week I am the...

inspiration seeker.
It is so good to feel empty for a moment, not messed up. So now, please, dear inspiration, get out of this corner and come sit with me for a while.
Please ?

By the River Wisła I sat down and wept.

By the River Wisła I sat down and wept. Over bad days and too great world. It is not me who has force and it was never me. So I wept and my dog came. "Can I sit with you here" He asked. Yes. We took a deep breath and looked over the water.

Would that be a relief if I write ...

It is so difficult to cope with the art of life right now. The emotions spread and there`s no way to hide. What`s more difficult is that you cannot forget.


The mass, unexpected event that can happen in every moment to any people.


And still you must go on. That`s life on Earth, you must go on.

...to reconcile is better within a crowd for me...

Abbandoned

This city is abbandoned by good buildings placed in appriopriate places. Guess what: where are we?

Yeeeeeeey! You are right!
That is why I prepared a prize: something about "Don`t mess with an angel" official south-h-americco series.
I haven`t seen the series for a damn good few weeks and I deeply suffer. I bet now it`s over and Huan Migel is together with his beloved Mariczułi. Let`s have a look at him, ahhhh:

It`s so much fun: once you decide to watch TV you discover there`s nothing to watch in the prime time except soaps. You may try satTV and discover you really have no time to watch it, moreover this stuff takes place, argh, bollocks.

A ło!

Eto road. Road is big. Is long. Matrix?

A eto coordination process.

Ło.

Cuidado con el ángel

Don`t mess with an angel otherwise you will never see the BIG FINAL which is in 5 weeks ! 


I am impressed by the soap operas by what I mean is: have you never seen the series and you don`t know the plot, and it`s already 153`rd  episode and ? there is NO WAY you cannot catch up. It is amazing.


So.. Mariczułi is in love with HuanMigel and they have a baby (1 item). But Mariczułi is blinded as a result of an accident and after that her conspirative so called best girlfriend is lying baaaadly to her about HuanMigel, because she wants him for herself. Meanwhile there is a chance to get Mariczułi sight back and the only person to do the surgery is HuanMigel who despite his early twenties is already the best surgeon Mexico has ever had. But Mariczułi is unconcious and her father hates him so whole situation is hard for everybody. Meanwhile HuanMigel and Mariczułi little baby boy is lost in a dust bin and found by the group of poor children and transported to the student house... ooops sorry, not this story... and transported to orphanage and ready for adoption by Angelina Jolie copy.


HuanMigel is GodDamn handsome in this story, altough a bit too sweet just like candies on 15th of August. Mariczułi is also sweet and naive as a proper soap opera main victim character should be forever !

Anyway I wonder. Why Malczewski (the painter in Poland, beginning of the XX century) pictured himself on most of his works? Do you think it`s a method? Is he brave? (or was, rather). Oh dear.

In translations.

No place for something this time. Only pure nothing. Have you tried it? Have you tested it? There is always the deepest force for the man coming from nothing. I am dissapointed that nothing is the biggest challenge because it means I choosed my job badly. Because you cannot create nothing. You cannot be satisfied with a something while you believe in the nothing. When you believe that the nothing is already here, already inside you, why to achieve and why to try harder? Which is all about nowadays, isn`t it, achieve and try harder. With result, and With satisfacion.

Yes, yes, I get the point about being realistic and stick to the ground, no making up ideas, just shut up and do your job. Meanwhile todays pure picture for some relax during the break:

DramatArt

Tak mię tchnęłła myśl dziś jak szłam przez śniegi o tym jaki to był największy koszmar zajęć z plastyki w podstawówce: 


bang!:
wydzieranka syrenki warszawskiej z kolorowego papieru !
(z naklejaniem) 
(rok w rok)


Może to jakaś karma była już wtedy? 
Oh, Lord, cza się było spostrzec w porę

Art and the mountains.

What I call art is this:

And I don`t mean the garden :)
Oh, and maybe this:

(Second is the mobile photo - no complaints)
And that`s it for now :)

To be a Yoginer.

How to practice Yoga in areas other than Bali, Indie or whatever other than hot.
First find a frozen river covered with snow.
Reassure the ice on the river is thick so you won`t fall.
Make one of the most difficult pose.
Bang ! You are a Yoginer !

Private moaning

Who wants to be an artist?

The way is simple once you are a guy. The things you need to do are:

a) find a room

b) find a camera

c) drop your pants

d) take a shot (the best are taken with somebody: grandmas or nannies are the best)

e) reassure your precious is seen from front, left, right and inside if possible

f) bang! you are an artist

I am little dissappointed with that. I mean: I am dissappointed, not: the world art critics are dissappointed, it`s just me, one single person.

I went to see Steven Cohen`s precious some weeks ago. He is an artist, moreover he is gay, which makes it harder because he is from RPA, which makes it not easier because he is a Jude and above all he is white (white-cream in fact). So he is a biiiiig artist. He completed above points from a) to f) with a good result. This made me a bit sad.

I went to see Bruno movie (about his precious) some weeks ago and noticed that he had also completed above points. While Bruno is an artist of a different kind - he is still an artist.

I went to see Z. Libera some days ago and I am sad now. Why on earth Libera had completed these points? I don`t mind penis extension exercise machine (hmm..), but now I just don`t like it all.

Well, what I liked however was, except from other things, this (author: Deborah Sengl):

Time to eat :).

Art and master Yoda.

Long long time ago, in the times of high school or maybe even longer, the following dwg has been found (author: Raczkowski, the drawing master) :

Obviously, this is a comment to the benefit people now have from art. Right then. I did a small comment to this comment by taking this picture two days ago in well known art gallery in the capital of Poland:

This door handle was not a part of an exhibition though. Sharing good laugh we went on to the room with:

Door handles.

Master Yoda say too easy art this is.

To be an eagle.

An Eagle.
How to do a snow eagle. Snow eagle is the most common behaviour among Poles who believe in the power of imagination. This is how to do it. Find deep clean snow. Reassure that your clothes are strong. Fall back on the snow. Move your legs and arms just like the flying eagle would do. You are ready with your snow eagle pattern. Hurray ! ! ! !

The earthworm.

Imagine big long white building, imagine railway route and now imagine three lane fast road between big long white building and the railway route. It looks like that:

Ok, the road is in progress, but still.

A commercial says: quiet, safe, surrounded by green area.

I propose to put it into closed capsule just like in style of Jetsons