Art and the mountains.

What I call art is this:

And I don`t mean the garden :)
Oh, and maybe this:

(Second is the mobile photo - no complaints)
And that`s it for now :)

To be a Yoginer.

How to practice Yoga in areas other than Bali, Indie or whatever other than hot.
First find a frozen river covered with snow.
Reassure the ice on the river is thick so you won`t fall.
Make one of the most difficult pose.
Bang ! You are a Yoginer !

Private moaning

Who wants to be an artist?

The way is simple once you are a guy. The things you need to do are:

a) find a room

b) find a camera

c) drop your pants

d) take a shot (the best are taken with somebody: grandmas or nannies are the best)

e) reassure your precious is seen from front, left, right and inside if possible

f) bang! you are an artist

I am little dissappointed with that. I mean: I am dissappointed, not: the world art critics are dissappointed, it`s just me, one single person.

I went to see Steven Cohen`s precious some weeks ago. He is an artist, moreover he is gay, which makes it harder because he is from RPA, which makes it not easier because he is a Jude and above all he is white (white-cream in fact). So he is a biiiiig artist. He completed above points from a) to f) with a good result. This made me a bit sad.

I went to see Bruno movie (about his precious) some weeks ago and noticed that he had also completed above points. While Bruno is an artist of a different kind - he is still an artist.

I went to see Z. Libera some days ago and I am sad now. Why on earth Libera had completed these points? I don`t mind penis extension exercise machine (hmm..), but now I just don`t like it all.

Well, what I liked however was, except from other things, this (author: Deborah Sengl):

Time to eat :).

Art and master Yoda.

Long long time ago, in the times of high school or maybe even longer, the following dwg has been found (author: Raczkowski, the drawing master) :

Obviously, this is a comment to the benefit people now have from art. Right then. I did a small comment to this comment by taking this picture two days ago in well known art gallery in the capital of Poland:

This door handle was not a part of an exhibition though. Sharing good laugh we went on to the room with:

Door handles.

Master Yoda say too easy art this is.

To be an eagle.

An Eagle.
How to do a snow eagle. Snow eagle is the most common behaviour among Poles who believe in the power of imagination. This is how to do it. Find deep clean snow. Reassure that your clothes are strong. Fall back on the snow. Move your legs and arms just like the flying eagle would do. You are ready with your snow eagle pattern. Hurray ! ! ! !

The earthworm.

Imagine big long white building, imagine railway route and now imagine three lane fast road between big long white building and the railway route. It looks like that:

Ok, the road is in progress, but still.

A commercial says: quiet, safe, surrounded by green area.

I propose to put it into closed capsule just like in style of Jetsons